Telemarketer Devotionals

  • String Can PhoneAn interesting aspect to people is there proclivity toward hypocrisy. By that I mean we say one thing but we really do not mean it or it does not really apply to us personally.

    I was complaining about this to the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage this past week.

    “Why is it,” I said most curiously, “people really don’t mean what they say?”

    She responded by saying, “I always mean what I say.”

  • cellphone iPhoneRecently, and by that I mean within the last month, my cell phone has been ringing out of my shirt pocket. It is rather frustrating because I rarely give my number to anybody. But there it goes, ringing and ringing and ringing.

    Usually the calls are for political polls of which I am not the least bit interested. If they want to know whom I am voting for they are going to have to come up with a little bit of coin for me. Why should I give them information they are going to sell to someone else? We all know politics goes to the highest bidder.

    The only difference between a pollster and a polecat is… I’m not sure there is any.