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Vegetable Jokes

  • Flower Pun

    flower bunchA teacher was telling her class about plant names that have the word "dog" in them: dog-rose, dogwood, dog violet.

    She asked the class if they could name another flower with the preface "dog."

    Steven raised his hand and said, "Sure Miss Jones. How about a 'collie' flower!"

  • Oneliner #0959

    fruits and vegetablesI hate it when I think that I'm buying "Organic" vegetables, but when I get home they're just regular donuts.