Outdoors Puns

  • Colorful Collision

    purpleA blue ship crashed with a red ship.

    The survivors were marooned.

  • Elevated Compliments

    form of flatteryPlateaus: The highest from of flattery.

  • Elevation Humor

    mountain hillsMountains aren't just funny. They are hill areas.

  • Elevation Pun

    plateau flatteryA plateau: the highest form of flattery.

  • Heroes

    rowing a row boat.Heroes: What a guy in a boat does.

  • Johann Strauss

    hiker snowJohann Strauss was an avid mountain climber who once waltzed himself into deep trouble. He lost his footing and found himself hanging by his fingertips over a bottomless gorge.

    Another climber heroically came to his rescue and just managed to grab Johann by a strap of his backpack to save the Maestro's life.

    Since then, the act of trying to get out of a seemingly hopeless situation has come to be known as grasping at Strauss.

  • Night-time Discovery

    nightI stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

  • Weather Fail

    fogI tried to catch fog yesterday. Mist!

  • Winter Twilight

    snowmanWhat do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?