Shopping Devotionals

Title
A Discount by Any Other Name
A Mystery Of Murderous Distortions
Black Friday Always Results in Red Monday
Can Two Walk Together, Except They Be Going to the Same Store?
I Fell for It… Again
Is it a fragrance or a stench?
Proper Etiquette for Returning Christmas gifts
The Only Contest I Really Win Each Year
What's in a name, anyway?
Why Did I Ever Grow Up?