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Truth One Liners

  • Oneliner #1146

    snow sceneRegarding "Eternal Truths:"

    No two things are the same, no matter how you look at them.

  • Oneliner #1149

    snow sceneRegarding "Eternal Truths:"

    No two things are the same, no matter how you look at them.

  • Oneliner #1175

    man grumpyI just wish pictures and mirrors could agree on what I actually look like.

  • Oneliner #1216

    man grumpyWhat doesn't kill you gives you a lot of unhealthy coping mechanisms and a really dark sense of humor.

  • Oneliner #1220

    glow wormI wish I were a glow worm,
    a glow worm's never glum;
    'cause how can you be grumpy
    when the sun shines out your bum?!

  • Oneliner #1241

    Psychic One LinerWhy do psychics have to ask you for your name?