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Truth One-liners

  • Treachery one-linerAs far as I'm concerned, treachery will sometimes bring loyalty into question.

  • What makes a girl beautiful?Do you love me because I am beautiful or I am I beautiful because you love me?

  • Great dane and chihuahua"Things that upset a chihuahua may pass virtually unnoticed by a Great Dane."

    - Smiley Blanton

  • woman5I have my doubts about disbelief.

  • man4Idols depend on you; God doesn't. 

  • a complaint self-annihilating sentenceSelf-Annihilating Sentences

    I've told you a million times not to exaggerate.

  • snow sceneRegarding "Eternal Truths:"

    No two things are the same, no matter how you look at them.

  • snow sceneRegarding "Eternal Truths:"

    No two things are the same, no matter how you look at them.

  • man grumpyI just wish pictures and mirrors could agree on what I actually look like.

  • man grumpyWhat doesn't kill you gives you a lot of unhealthy coping mechanisms and a really dark sense of humor.

  • glow wormI wish I were a glow worm,
    a glow worm's never glum;
    'cause how can you be grumpy
    when the sun shines out your bum?!

  • Psychic One LinerWhy do psychics have to ask you for your name?