Regarding "Eternal Truths:"
No two things are the same, no matter how you look at them.
I just wish pictures and mirrors could agree on what I actually look like.
What doesn't kill you gives you a lot of unhealthy coping mechanisms and a really dark sense of humor.
I wish I were a glow worm, a glow worm's never glum; 'cause how can you be grumpy when the sun shines out your bum?!