As far as I'm concerned, treachery will sometimes bring loyalty into question.
Do you love me because I am beautiful or I am I beautiful because you love me?
"Things that upset a chihuahua may pass virtually unnoticed by a Great Dane."
- Smiley Blanton
I have my doubts about disbelief.
Idols depend on you; God doesn't.
I've told you a million times not to exaggerate.
Be nice to your hairstylist because what's stopping them from plucking one of your hairs and putting it at a crime scene? Nothing.
The human brain is amazing; it functions 24/7 from the day we're born and only stops when you're taking a test or speaking to someone attractive.
Regarding "Eternal Truths:"
No two things are the same, no matter how you look at them.
I just wish pictures and mirrors could agree on what I actually look like.
What doesn't kill you gives you a lot of unhealthy coping mechanisms and a really dark sense of humor.
I wish I were a glow worm, a glow worm's never glum; 'cause how can you be grumpy when the sun shines out your bum?!
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
I wish I was as fat as I was the first time I thought I was fat.
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