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Christmas One-liners

Some of the internet's best Christmas one-liners found in one place. If you are looking for one-liners, this is a collection of some of the best.

  • chocolateDid you know, chocolate makes your clothes shrink!?

  • christmas drumMary glared at me

    Pa rumpa pum pum,

    Me and my drum.

  • 90th day of Christmas On the 90th day of Christmas, my true love said to me: "You take Christmas too seriously."