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Christmas One-liners

Some of the internet's best Christmas one-liners found in one place. If you are looking for one-liners, this is a collection of some of the best.

  • Oneliner #1150

    chocolateDid you know, chocolate makes your clothes shrink!?

  • Oneliner #1151

    christmas drumMary glared at me

    Pa rumpa pum pum,

    Me and my drum.

  • Oneliner #1250

    90th day of Christmas On the 90th day of Christmas, my true love said to me: "You take Christmas too seriously."