Some of the internet's best Christmas one-liners found in one place. If you are looking for one-liners, this is a collection of some of the best.
Did you know, chocolate makes your clothes shrink!?
Mary glared at me
Pa rumpa pum pum,
Me and my drum.
On the 90th day of Christmas, my true love said to me: "You take Christmas too seriously."
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