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Middle Aged Jokes

  • If I Were Santa

    santacloningIf I were ol' Santa, you know what I'd do?
    I'd dump silly gifts that are given to you
    And deliver some things just inside your front door...
    Things you have lost, but treasured before.

    I'd give you back all your maidenly vigor,
    And to go along with it, a neat tiny figure.
    Then restore the old color that once graced your hair
    Before rinses and bleaches took residence there.