History Puns

  • Roman Numeral Amnesia

    Roman numeral number 12I can't remember what 51, 6 and 500 are in Roman numerals.

    I'm LIVID.

  • Spanish King Pun

    trojan horseA Spanish King was being attacked constantly by warlords. He called his advisors together and asked them to come up with a solution.

    One said, "Remember the Greeks and the Trojan Horse?"

    "Let's find out what the warlords like and we'll do the same trick."

    "We know they won't eat pork, so a pig is not the answer. Chickens! They love chickens and eggs."