History Puns

  • sword in the stone punOnly the true king could remove the sword from the stone... no one else could... they didn't have... arthurization.

  • Funny clean pun about heads or tails.A spokesperson for the U.S. Mint announced that a new fifty-cent piece was being issued to honor two great American patriots.

    On one side of the coin would be Teddy Roosevelt and on the other side, Nathan Hale.

    Asked why two people were going to be on the same coin, the spokesman replied, "Now, when you toss a coin you can simply call.... 'Ted's or Hale's'."

  • Roman Numeral punI have trouble with Roman numerals until I get to 159.

    Then it CLIX.

  • telegraph"I'll have to telegraph him again," Tom said remorsefully.

  • Roman numeral number 12I can't remember what 51, 6 and 500 are in Roman numerals.

    I'm LIVID.

  • trojan horseA Spanish King was being attacked constantly by warlords. He called his advisors together and asked them to come up with a solution.

    One said, "Remember the Greeks and the Trojan Horse?"

    "Let's find out what the warlords like and we'll do the same trick."

    "We know they won't eat pork, so a pig is not the answer. Chickens! They love chickens and eggs."

  • Horse and car punOne hundred years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars.

    Today, everyone has a car and only the rich have horses.

    Oh, how the stables have turned.