Bible Reading Devotionals

  • My Advice: Twice Is Just As Nice

    A devotional about how many things are better twice.Nothing is more important to a blissful marriage than finding a point of agreement. Every veteran husband knows if he wants to change his wife’s mind about anything, just agree with her. It is amazing how this works. The technical name for this is “re-wife psychology.”

    The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and I have been married since 1971 and have not had a serious argument or disagreement. (She does not allow me to talk back.) We have had rough times, but not with each other.

    We have survived nine congregations, 19 homes, three children with nine grandchildren and all without compromising our relationship. My sanity is another issue.

  • Would You Like A Burp With That Hiccup?

    A drunk with a Bible question wakes up Rev. James Snyder early in the morning.Looking at the alarm clock by my bedside, it clearly read 2:37 a.m. The loud buzzing sound was not in my head after all. Who in the world could be calling me at this hour of the night?

    I grumbled to myself, sat straight up in bed and gasped. An emergency! Someone’s in the hospital! Someone has died!

    All kinds of such thoughts danced through my sluggish brain as I reached for the telephone.

    Pastors are on call 24/7 and never know when an emergency will summon to duty. It may be in the middle of the day, or in this case, in the middle of the night.

    Many telephone calls I’m not so anxious to get.

  • You Know It's The New Year Again When ...

    new yearsIt has been a quiet week in the parsonage, notwithstanding the lack of cooperation from Mr. Weatherman.

    As the thermometer dipped, I ducked inside and sought the warmth of my easy chair. Since coming to Florida, my blood must have thinned to anemic levels. I know cold is cold -- but I have been freezing my dignity off.

    It has been so cold my teeth have been chattering so much the good Mistress of the Parsonage made me take them out of the glass next to our bed.

    It has been so cold my shivers have been wearing sweaters.

    It has been so cold my unborn great-great-grandchildren have begun to shiver.

    "Don't get yourself down," my wife said, "it'll all be over in a week or two."