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Dress Jokes

  • Dress Theft

    dress"You admit having broken into the dress shop four times?" asked the judge.

    "Yes," answered the suspect.

    "And what did you steal?"

    "A dress, Your Honor," replied the subject.

    "One dress?" echoed the judge. "But you admit breaking in four times!"

    "Yes, Your Honor," sighed the suspect. "But my wife didn't like the color."