Weather Jokes

  • From British Newspapers

    newspaper1) Commenting on a complaint from a Mr. Arthur Purdey about a large gas bill, a spokesman for North West Gas said, "We agree it was rather high for the time of year. It's possible Mr. Purdey has been charged for the gas used up during the explosion that destroyed his house."

    - The Daily Telegraph

    2) Irish police are being handicapped in a search for a stolen van, because they cannot issue a description. It's a Special Branch vehicle and they don't want the public to know what it looks like.

    - The Guardian

  • Winter in Wisconsin

    winterIt's winter in Wisconsin
    And the gentle breezes blow,
    70 miles per hour
    At 52 below!

    Oh, how I love Wisconsin
    When the snow's up to your butt.
    You take a breath of winter air
    And your nose is frozen shut.

    Yes, the weather here is wonderful,
    I guess I'll hang around.
    I could never leave Wisconsin,
    'Cause I'm frozen to the ground.

    - Author Unknown