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Atheist Jokes

  • Bearly in the Kingdom

    bearOnce this atheist decided to take a walk in the mountains to admire all the accidents of nature. The mighty eagle soaring across the sky, the quickly moving mountain stream, the wind blowing through the tree tops. When all of a sudden he heard a noise in the brush behind him. Turning his head to look he saw a huge grizzly bear rushing at him.

    So he took off !! Running, running, trying to get away. He looks back again, the bear is almost on him! He trys to run faster! He trips, falls, rolls over just as the bear rushes up to him. The bear rears up on his hind legs and raises one huge paw to rip the guys head off when the man yells out, "My God, help me!"

  • Oneliner #1228

    an atheist, a vegan and a cross fitter jokeAn atheist, a vegan, and a CrossFitter walk into a coffee shop... I only know because they told everyone within two minutes.