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Housework Oneliners

  • Oneliner #1172

    vacuumDeep thoughts of the day: when you clean out a vacuum cleaner, you become a vacuum cleaner.

  • Oneliner #1183

    messyI'm starting meetings at my house for people who have OCD; I don't have it, I'm just hoping they'll take one look and start cleaning.