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Transportation Puns

  • purpleA blue ship crashed with a red ship.

    The survivors were marooned.

  • steering wheel"My steering wheel won't turn," Tom said straightforwardly.

  • rowing a row boat.Heroes: What a guy in a boat does.

  • pastaMy sister didn't believe that I could build a car out of spaghetti.

    You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta.

  • moped"I hate being half bicycle - half motorcycle!" he moped.

  • moped"I hate being half bicycle - half motorcycle," he moped.