Ugly One-liners

  • A oneliner about being ugly and girls.If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, eventually they would find me attractive.

  • mirror frogOne day, Hercules, Snow White and the Quazzimodo (Hunchback of Notre Dame) were standing around talking. Hercules spoke up and said, "I bet I am the strongest man in the world."

    Snow White then looked around and said, "Well I bet that I am the most beautiful person in the world."

    Then Quazzimodo looks around and quietly said, "I suppose that I am the ugliest man in the world."