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    Funny Newspaper Ads- 2 female Boston Terrier puppies, 7 wks old, Perfect markings, 555-1234.  Leave mess.

    - Lost: small apricot poodle.  Reward.  Neutered.  Like one of the family.

    - Dinner Special -- Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00.

    - For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.

    - Four-poster bed, 101 years old.  Perfect for antique lover.

    - Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too.