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Management Jokes

  • Tips for Managers and Bosses

    A funny list of joke tips for Managers and Bosses- Never give me work in the morning. Always wait until 4:00 and then bring it to me. The challenge of a deadline is refreshing.

    - If it's really a rush job, run in and interrupt me every 10 minutes to inquire how it's going. That helps. Or even better, hover behind me, advising me at every keystroke.

    - Always leave without telling anyone where you're going. It gives me a chance to be creative when someone asks where you are.

  • Wish Split

    A genie in a lamp jokeThree men: a project manager, a software engineer, and a hardware engineer were in Ft. Lauderdale for a two-week period helping out on a project.

    About midweek they decided to walk up and down the beach during their lunch hour.

    Halfway up the beach, they stumbled upon a lamp. As they rubbed the lamp a genie appeared and said, "Normally I would grant you 3 wishes, but since there are 3 of you, I will grant you each one wish."

    The hardware engineer went first. "I would like to live in a huge house in St. Thomas, with no money worries and married to a beautiful woman who worships me." The genie granted him his wish and sent him on off to St. Thomas.

    The software engineer went next. "I would like to live on a huge yacht cruising the Mediterranean, with no money worries and married to a beautiful woman who worships me." The genie granted him his wish and sent him off to the Mediterranean.

    Last, but not least, it was the project manager's turn.  "And what would your wish be?" asked the genie.

    "I want them both back after lunch" replied the project manager.