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Soldier Jokes

  • military truckThe drill sergeant making his morning announcements to a group of newcomers in a training camp, stated:

    "Today, gentlemen, I have some good news and some bad news.

    First, the good. Private Peters will be setting the pace on our morning run.' With this the platoon was overjoyed, as Private Peters was overweight and terribly slow.

  • Trojan Virus WarningHey Hector,

    This was forwarded to me by Cassandra - it looks legit. Please distribute to Priam, Hecuba, and your 99 siblings.

    Thanks,
    Laocoon

    TO: Trojan Army Listserv

    RE: WARNING!! BEWARE GREEKS BEARING GIFTS!

    WARNING! WARNING! WARNING!