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Giving Jokes

  • Generosity

    cell phone manSeveral men are in the locker room of a golf club.

    A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

    MAN: "Hello"

    WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

    MAN: "Yes"

    WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

  • Sharing and Loving From The Heart

    greyhoundsFather O'Shea, the parish priest in the village, was giving a sermon about charity. He said, "The trouble with the world today is that some people have too much and others have too little. We must give of ourselves and our worldly goods to help the less fortunate."

    He said to Harrigan, "If you had ten thousand pounds, wouldn't you give half of it to the poor?"

    He said, "I would that, Father."

    The priest said, "If you had two greyhounds, wouldn't you give one of them to your neighbour next door?"

    Harrigan said, "No."

    The priest said, "And why not?"

    He said, "I have two greyhounds."