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Funny Epitaphs

  • Tombstone Epitaphs

    tombstonesHope these old tombstone epitaphs are still funny to you.

    Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York:
    Born 1903-Died 1942
    Looked up the elevator shaft to see if the car was on the way down.
    It was.

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    In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery:
    Here lies an Atheist
    All dressed up And no place to go.