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Cow Puns

  • Bovine Delivery

    cow3What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

    De-CALF-inated. 

  • Cattle Munchies

    Image2I hear that somebody in Colorado put marijuana in the cattle feed.

    I hope they find out who did it; the steaks are high.

  • Cheezie

    boomBreaking News!! Cheese Factory Explosion.

    De brie everywhere.

  • Cow Return

    cow2Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

    It was the pot calling the cattle back.

  • Dairy Ear

    cowA farmer was milking his cow. He was just starting to get a good rhythm going when a bug flew into the barn and began circling his head.

    Wouldn't you know it, the bug flew right into the cow's ear. The farmer didn't think much about it until the bug squirted out into his bucket.

    It went in one ear and out the udder.

  • Mary J. Bovine

    cow2Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

    It was the pot calling the cattle back.

  • Missing Digits

    cow3Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

    Because they lactose.