Don't bother stopping - you'll be fine if you duck your head.

What we have here is a failure to communicate.

Here's an honest construction sign.

Because all homeless people have smartphones.

When humidity wins out over forgiveness.

As Batman and Robin aged, Alfred developed a fool proof system to help them find their way back.

It's always good to be ready
just in case the Queen does drop by!

It's good to have friends
who will stand up for you.

When seagulls become teenagers.

Yet another reason not to drink.

Thanks for the very moving tip.

Would you still?

Here's the Canadian way to find coffee.

Happy Canadian Thanksgiving eh!

What is happening to our children?

It is very important to speak
clearly and precisely when ordering in this shop.

Because who wants to sleep when they check into a hotel?

You thought your computer needed to be repaired before?

When you have a really big party planned, call Domino's Pizza.

Also, "Don't Drink and Paint Signs."

Low budget funerals are getting carried away!

Mary was not impressed with her date's choice of restaurants.

Maybe the stairs would be a better choice.

Make sure the string is tight.

It didn't take long for the new pastor to see why Open Baptist Church didn't get many visitors.

Transferring Smith and Jenkins from computer crime to traffic was a big mistake.

Finally, a way to make soccer exciting!

Florida has solved their hurricane damage problem.

Sense Us Florida

Be careful if you ask for a doggie bag.

Not the snack you were imagining.

That explains why there is still so much of it left.

That reminds me . . . Don't forget to sign your organ donor card.

Snooze you lose.

Judging from the snow, more than the strawberries will be frozen.

Bensonville's city planners were not very compassionate.

You're on your own now.

Welcome to Sebastian, population 8!

Ain't it the truth!

Face the card reality!

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Paster Tim Agees.

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Sometimes you have to hire those needing higher education.

Theology at work on the ice.

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The real truth behind the saying.