If you leave a bottle of Ritalin inside a Ford Fiesta it will become a Ford Focus.
I just want to be as thin as my patience.
PMS jokes aren't funny. Period.
I didn't mean to gain weight.
It happened by snaccident.
Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me!! Luckily, my injuries were only super fish oil.
I will not sleep until I find a cure for my insomnia!
You got mood poisoning?
It must be something you hate.
I don't go to the gym; I like for things to work themselves out.
Smoking will kill you...
Bacon will kill you...
But, smoking bacon will cure it.
He had a sore back: that's why he was acting so disc hurteous.
Just take the bus: walk behind a car and you'll get exhausted; walk in front of a car and you'll get tired.
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