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Waiter Jokes

  • Clean Cup

    coffee cupBill and Doug went into a diner that looked as though it had seen better days.

    As they slid in to a booth, Bill wiped some crumbs from the seat. Then he took a napkin and wiped some moisture from the table. The waitress came over and asked if they wanted some menus.

    "No thanks," said Doug. "I'll just have a cup of black coffee."

    "I'll have black coffee too," Bill said. "And please make sure the cup is clean."

  • Prepared Chicken

    chickens"May I take your order?" the waiter asked.

    "Yes, how do you prepare your chickens?"

    "Nothing special, sir," he replied.

    "We just tell them straight out that they're going to die."