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Police One Liners

  • Oneliner #0963

    police cruiserThe cops came to my door today to say that my dog was chasing someone on a bike, but I told them they had the wrong house because my dog doesn't own a bike!

  • Oneliner #1191

    pencilsI wonder how long it will take this police sketch artist to realize I'm describing him?

  • Pullover Gift

    police pull overMy brother's a cop: Thought I'd buy him a pullover sweater for Christmas.