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Snack Puns

  • Brought To You by the Letter "S"

    ice cream2Bert: "Say, Ernie, would you like some ice-cream?"

    Ernie: "Sherbert."

  • Cheezie

    boomBreaking News!! Cheese Factory Explosion.

    De brie everywhere.

  • Chip Apology

    chipsSorry I ate all the chips: It was a snaccident.

  • Dig that Cocoa

    pyramidArchaeologists excavating a pyramid in Egypt have found a mummy covered in chocolate and hazelnuts.

    They believe it to be Pharaoh Rocher.

  • Dough!

    food cholesteralI didn't mean to gain weight.

    It happened by snaccident.

  • Fruit Regret

    pineapple"I can't believe I ate that whole pineapple!"

    - said Tom dolefully

  • Grandfather Snack

    clockWhat does a clock do when it's hungry?

    It goes back four seconds.

  • Minute Meal

    clockYesterday, I ate a clock. It was very time consuming.

    Especially when I went back for seconds.

  • Old Testament Barista

    teapotHow does Moses make his tea?

    Hebrews it.

  • Patisserie Solicitation

    bakerySaid the Thesaurus at the bakery, "I'd like a synonym bun!"

  • Perkatory

    coffee cupPerkatory: That awful time spent waiting for the first cup of coffee to be ready.

  • Pirate Veggies

    corn on cobAt the grocery store today we saw cobs of corn "on sale" for $4.00 for 4. A buck an ear? That's piracy!

  • Science of Soft Drinks

    popI know a lot about pop; I guess you could say I'm a Fizzisist.

  • Seasonal Dieting

    spring rollsFinally, my winter fat is gone.

    Now all I have are spring rolls.

  • Soda Test

    girl2We just had a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory.

    I hope there is no pop quiz.

  • Take Out Talk

    peanutsA man goes to a restaurant, orders some takeout, and sits down to wait for his food.

    While he waits, he grabs a handful of peanuts from the bowl on the counter, and as he starts to chew, he hears a voice say, "That's a beautiful tie, is that silk? Very NICE choice!"

    Wondering who made the comment, he looks around and doesn't see anyone nearby who could be speaking to him. With a shrug, he pops a few more peanuts into his mouth.

    Next he hears the voice say, "Those shoes are stylin', my man. Are they Italian leather? They look GRRREAT!"

    He whirls around to again but sees no one near him. He glances nervously around and then at his shoes, which he tucks self-consciously under the stool.

    A little freaked out, he grabs another handful of peanuts. This time the voice continues with, "That suit looks FANTASTIC! Is it an Armani? Very nice!"

    He immediately calls the waiter over and says, "Look. I keep hearing these voices telling me how great my tie, my shoes, and my suit look - what's up with that? Am I GOING CRAZY??"

    "Oh," the waiter nonchalantly replies. "It's just the peanuts."

    "The PEANUTS?!?" the astonished man asks, staring at the bowl beside him.

    "Yes," replies the waiter, "…they're complimentary."

  • That Explains It!

    stomachI got my stomach by doing as many crunches as I can everyday; usually either Nestle or Captain.