Surprise Puns

  • coffee cupA sweet little boy surprised his grandmother one morning and brought her a cup of coffee. He made it himself and was so proud. He anxiously waited to hear the verdict on the quality of the coffee.

    The grandmother had never in her life had such a bad cup of coffee, and as she forced down the last sip she noticed three of those little green army men in the bottom of the cup.

  • surprised babyWhy are you so easily startled?

    The answer may surprise you.

  • pastaMy sister didn't believe that I could build a car out of spaghetti.

    You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta.