Decorating Puns

  • Curtains

    living roomIn the room the curtains were drawn: the rest of the furniture was real.

  • Party Increase

    balloonsThe price of balloons is going up. They blame it on inflation.

  • Passion

    beigeThe customer ordering a floral arrangement from my shop was giving me very specific guidelines. "Nothing fragrant," she instructed. "Nothing too tall or too wild. And no bright colors, please. My house is decorated in beige and cream. Here is a wallpaper sample." She handed me a plain square of tan-colored paper.

    "Your name?" I asked.

    "Mrs. Bland," the woman replied.