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Art Puns

  • Adhesive Question

    glue stickGlue stick: is that redundant or an epoxymoron? 

  • Curtains

    living roomIn the room the curtains were drawn: the rest of the furniture was real.

  • Lay Miz

    theatre"You call this a musical?" asked Les miserably.

  • Theatre Ban

    shakespeare booksAfter the London Playwrights Guild found out what Shakespeare was up to, he was bard for life.

  • To Err is Human; To Forgive, Divine.

    To err is human, to love divine and moreTo err is human; to purr, feline.
    To err is human; two curs, canine.

    To err is human; to do nothing, benign.
    To err is human; to quit, resign.

    To err is human; to howl, lupine.
    To err is human; to solve, design.

    To err is human; to moo, bovine.
    To err is human; to soothe, calamine.

  • Word Play

    theatreI did a theatrical performance about puns.

    It was a play on words.