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Husband Quotes

  • Helping Out

    stampsFor a while my husband and I had opposite schedules.

    He worked during the day, and I worked at night.

    One morning I noticed he had left a note to himself on the kitchen counter that read, "STAMPS!"

    As a helpful surprise, I bought him some at the post office and put them on the counter before going to work.

    The next morning I found the same note.

    "STAMPS!" was crossed out.

    Underneath it he had written, "ONE MILLION DOLLARS!"

  • Letter From Mom

    mailboxWhen the man came home, his wife was crying.

    "Your mother insulted me," she sobbed.

    "My mother? How could she do that when she is on vacation on the other side of the world?" the man asked.

    "I know. But this morning a letter addressed to you and marked private arrived. I opened it because I was curious."

    "And?"

    "At the end of the letter it was written: PS. Dear Diane, when you have finished reading this letter, don't forget to give it to my son."

  • Newlywed Grace

    wedding ringsA recently married man was walking with his father one day and said:

    "My new wife's cooking is so bad, we pray AFTER we eat!"

  • Quote #1412

    wedding rings"When I am loving to my wife when I don't feel loving to my wife I am more loving to my wife than when I am loving to my wife when I feel loving to my wife."
    - Timothy Keller

  • Quote #1416

    wedding cake'We never know whom we marry, we just think we do. Or even if we first marry the right person, just give it a while and he or she will change. For marriage, being the enormous thing it is means we are not the same person after we have entered it. The primary problem is learning how to love and care for the stranger to whom you find yourself married.'
    - Stanley Hauerwas