You know you are living in the 21st century when...
. Your reason for not staying in touch with family is that they do not have e-mail addresses.
. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.
. You call your son's beeper to let him know it's time to eat. He e-mails you back from his bedroom, "What's for dinner?"
. Your daughter sells Girl Scout Cookies via her web site.
. You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa, but you haven't spoken with your next door neighbor yet this year.