God's Penman

For Sale: One Lying Bathroom Mirror
?Pepsi? Is The Same In Any Language
'Pastor, Pastor ...' What Do Adults Really Do?
‘Tis the Season to be Broke
‘Twas the night before Christmas...
"I've Done Nothing Wrong" and Other Famous Last Words
"Wait Til Your Father Gets Home!" Memories Of Dad
"WWJV ? Whom Would Jesus Vote For?
“What Do You Mean It’s Time to Go Home?”
A Bug on the Plate Is Worth How Much?
A Christmas Trophy Worth the Trouble
A Cup Of Joe Says A Lot About Us
A Curious Christmas Conspiracy To Contemplate
A Discount by Any Other Name
A Faux Pas Is A Mistake In A Tuxedo
A Good Time Was Had by All
A Healthy Dose of Medicine for the Soul
A Key In Hand Is Worth A Thousand On My Desk
A Lazy Man's Best Laid Plans Usually
A Life Altering Discovery: Mothers Are Not Fathers
A Mystery Of Murderous Distortions
A New Look at the Old Year
A Page From Betty Crocker?s Cookbook
A Post-Thanksgiving Wishbone
A Romantic Ramble Through Life
A Silent Night ? Not At My House
A Stimulus Plan from the Parsonage
A Suspicious Mind Is A Terrible Thing To Waste
A Tribute to an Old Friend
A Tribute to the Common Germ
A Waitress After My Own Heart
Acting a Fool Is a Full-Time Occupation
After Thanksgiving Feasting Comes The Loafing
Aging Does Have Its Many Rewards
Alarming Discovery; Hit Me One More Time, Baby
All I want for Christmas is to be left alone!
All I Want From Santy is My Sanity
All My Friends Are Getting Old
American Family At Its Finest: The Annual Vacation
An American Idol I'm Not
An Offer That I Couldn't Refuse … But I Did
And How Do We Feel This Morning?
And the Award Goes to
And the Heat Goes On...and on...and on
And The Scrooge Award Goes To . . .
Another Candle On The Birthday Cake
Another Christmas up the Chimney
Another Day Late And $3.96 Short This Time
Another Mother's Day Card Quandary
Another Year and the Millennium is Well Underway