God's Penman

My Thoughts Are Worth More Than a Penny
My Yearly Correspondence With Good Old Uncle Sam
New Normal: If It's Free, It Ain't for Me
Nice Is a Matter of Perspective
Normal Isn’t All It’s Cracked up to Be
Normally We Do ? But Not Today
Now Do You Feel like a Big Boy?
Now I Know How Noah Must Have Felt
Now That I'm Older, I'm Still Not Wiser
Nurses, Bedpans And X-Rated Hospital Gowns
Nurses, Bedpans And X-Rated Hospital Gowns.
O Holiday, Who Art Thou Today?
Of Course It's Raining, I Just Washed My Car
Oh Wisdom, Wherefore Art Thou?
Oh, Dem Golden Tones Of Silence
Oh, for a Life like My Kitty
Oh, for the life of Rip van Winkle
Oh, the Daze of My Life
Oh, Those Alluring Lizardly Eyes
Oh, to Be Crazy and Get Paid for It
Okay, Enough With the Cold Already
Old Deals, New Wheels
On Being The Husband Of The Pastor's Wife
On Joining the Over-the-Hill Gang
One Good Deed Deserves A Kick In The Pants
One Hand Short of a Handyman
One man's trick is another man's treat
One Man's Vegetable is Another Man's Heartburn
One Man's Vegetable is Another Man's Heartburn
One Man’s Joke Is Another Man’s Discount
One Mouth Too Many Words
Pardon My French, S'il Vous Plaît
Pardon My Yiddish, but...
Pass the Pumpkin Pie, Please
Pastors and politicians; It's my party, I'll cry if I want to.
Pinching Pennies in a Nickel Economy
Please Accept My Apology
Please Don't Mess with My Peanut Butter
Please, Don't Call Me "Sweetie"
Please, Just Let Me Grow Old!
Pleeeease Don’t Say You’ll Go Fight For Me, Mr. Candidate
Poor As I Am, All I Can Give Is Thanks
Preparation and Execution of My Income Tax Return
Proper Etiquette for Returning Christmas gifts
Pumpkin Pie Is A Vegetable ? Right?
Pursuing A Course In Apple-Fritterology
Ready or Not, Here I Quit
Red Isn’t Always the Red I See
Restless in a Strange Pew
Riding the Hallelujah Train To the End