God's Penman

The Mysterious Wizardry of Gadgetry
The Nightmare After Christmas
The One Great Sermon That Got Away
The Only Contest I Really Win Each Year
The Origins Of Spring-Cleaning, Or Along Came Eve
The Parsonage Kitchen Shutdown Threat
The Proper Etiquette for Eating an Ice Cream Sundae
The Question of the Disappearing Ice Cream
The Reason It's Called Black Friday
The Secret to a Great Marriage
The Sound of Crickets Chirping in the Backyard
The Strange Myth of Multitasking
The Summer in My Rear View Mirror
The Super Bowl Benefits of Complaining
The Sweet Savor of Revenge
The Taxing of My Fragile Sanity
The Time it is, Really.
The Trials and Joys of Fatherhood
The Trials and Triumphs of the Chronically Lazy
The Ultimate Ultimatum: 'Clean Your Office Or Else'
The Vegetable War in the Parsonage
The World Needs More Grandfathers
There's A Lot to Be Said for Boring
There’s Always Tomorrow
There’s Something About a Lazy Summer Afternoon
There’s Something About A Lazy Summer Afternoon
Things Have a Way of Catching up with Me
Things I Have Learned In My Lifetime
Thinking Has a Way of Getting Me into Trouble
This Fall Was a Major Trip for Me
This Little Piggy-Bank Went to Market
Those Annoying Sounds of Silence
Those Used To Be the Days
Thoughts, Plots and Other Dangerous Activities
Time Alone Is Time Invested
Tis the Season to Stuff Myself
To Be All Wrapped Up And Nowhere To Go
To Choose or not to Choose, that is the Thanksgiving Quandary
To Grin or Not to Grin, Is My Dilemma
To One It’s Monday to Another It’s Wednesday
To Rob or To Be Robbed: That is the Question
To Scam or Not to Scam That Is the Phone Call
To Stink, or Not to Stink, That is the Question
Too Much Turkey And Not Enough Gravy
Troubling News from the North Pole
True Confessions Of A Married Man
Turkey Was Made To Be Guest At Our Thanksgiving Table
Two In A Row Okay, But Three Is Suspicious
Vacation Time Again?
Visiting My Family Is A Relative Experience