Silence One Liners

  • Oneliner #0966

    duct tape"Silence is golden, duct tape is silver."

  • Oneliner #1006

    awkward silenceThe next time there's an awkward silence, try whispering, "Did you forget your line?"

  • Oneliner #1040

    ostrichIf anything is on your mind, get it off your chest.

  • Oneliner #1042

    clouds2I just got lost in thought; it was unfamiliar territory.

  • Oneliner #1124

    man gaggedYou have the right to remain silent; anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.