Salad Puns

  • Cabbage Rule

    cabbageMurphy’s Slaw: If cabbage can go rotten, it will.

  • Popeye Scandal

    olive oilCheap olive oil: gets a lot of bad press.

  • Salad Pardner

    saladA question: If you wear cowboy clothes, are you ranch dressing??

  • Tofu for Memory

    vegetablesThis girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.