Tattoo Jokes

  • Tattoos versus china dinnerwareI hate when old people say tattoos are a waste of money; like, okay Marion, you have a cabinet of expensive plates people aren't allowed to use.

  • Oh, I think you have at least one.

    tatoo regerts

  • tattooTen things you don't want to hear in a tattoo Parlor:

    1.  "Eagle?  I thought you said BEAGLE."

    2.  "We're all out of red, so I used pink."

    3.  "There are 3 B's in Bob, right?"

    4.  "Sorry, sir, your chest will only hold a dinghy."

    5.  "That call was for you. Hope you meet someone else named Tahiti Sweetie."