Brother Jokes

  • face stressed2A pregnant woman from Washington, D.C., (whose husband was out of the country) gets in a car accident and is knocked unconscious.

    When she wakes up 3 days later she sees that she is no longer pregnant and frantically asks the doctor about her baby.

    The doctor replies, "Ma'am you had twins! - a boy and a girl. We couldn't reach your husband and since your brother was the first one here the day they were born we let him name them for you."

    The woman thinks to herself, "No, not my brother... he's not very bright!"

    She asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?"


    "Wow, that's not a bad name, I like it! What's the boy's name?"


  • supermanCharlie was playing with his little brother Mickey when the little boy asked whether he could fly like Superman.

    "Sure you can, Mickey," Charlie said. "Just flap your arms really hard."

    So Mickey climbed up on the windowsill, started flapping like mad, jumped, then smashed into the ground just a few inches below.

    Horrified, their mother came screaming into the room and said, "What happened?"

    Charlie said, "I was just teaching Mickey not to believe everything he's told."

  • roofPhil goes to Europe and leaves his favorite dog with his brother James. While in Europe, Phil calls James to check on his dog and asks, "So James, how's my favorite dog doing?" 

    James very tersely replies, "Your dog is dead" "

    What?" says Phil, "You can't just tell someone their favorite dog is dead without a warning, you have to ease them into it."