I will not sleep until I find a cure for my insomnia!
I love sleep because it's like a time machine to breakfast.
A yawn is just a silent scream for coffee.
"If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blankets back to your side." – Stuart Turner
Early mornings are great for spending time with the family: then they spoil it by waking up.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
I might wake up early and go running... but I also might win the lottery; the odds are about the same.
They should make an alarm clock that sounds like a cat getting ready to vomit; NOTHING makes you jump out of bed faster!
The amount of sleep required by an average person is "five more minutes."
One Liner Advice: The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.
- W.C. Fields
They should make an alarm clock that sounds like a dog ready to vomit; nothing makes me jump out of bed faster...
"There's a sleeping person; let's go ask it questions," say children everywhere!