Breakfast One-liners

  • Oneliner #0968

    breakfastI love sleep because it's like a time machine to breakfast.

  • Oneliner #1051

    bread butterThe hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of bread.

  • Oneliner #1100

    butter"As for butter versus margarine, I trust cows more than chemists."

    - Joan Gussow

  • Oneliner #1141

    cookingBillion dollar idea: a smoke detector that shuts off when you yell, "I'm just cooking!"

  • Oneliner #1162

    coffee manI saw a guy today at Starbucks. He had no smartphone, tablet or laptop; he just sat there drinking his coffee... like a psychopath.