I love sleep because it's like a time machine to breakfast.
The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of bread.
"As for butter versus margarine, I trust cows more than chemists."
- Joan Gussow
Billion dollar idea: a smoke detector that shuts off when you yell, "I'm just cooking!"
I saw a guy today at Starbucks. He had no smartphone, tablet or laptop; he just sat there drinking his coffee... like a psychopath.