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Breakfast One-liners

  • breakfastI love sleep because it's like a time machine to breakfast.

  • bread butterThe hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of bread.

  • butter"As for butter versus margarine, I trust cows more than chemists."

    - Joan Gussow

  • cookingBillion dollar idea: a smoke detector that shuts off when you yell, "I'm just cooking!"

  • coffee manI saw a guy today at Starbucks. He had no smartphone, tablet or laptop; he just sat there drinking his coffee... like a psychopath.