Chicken Puns

  • chicken and riceI love Chinese food as much as the next guy, but you'll never convince me a chicken fried this rice.

  • beethoven bustBeethoven got rid of his chickens, because the only thing they ever said was,

    "Bach, Bach, Bach!"

  • It's definitely not a sedan - it's a coop!


    The party is over
    when the coop car arrives.

    coop car

  • chicken cookedThanks to Walter McLauren for today's CleanPun.

    I saw this farmer standing beside the road holding a dead chicken.

    I asked him what happened and he said, "It tried to cross in front of my truck, and now it's a poultrygeist."