I love Chinese food as much as the next guy, but you'll never convince me a chicken fried this rice.
Beethoven got rid of his chickens, because the only thing they ever said was,
"Bach, Bach, Bach!"
Thanks to Walter McLauren for today's CleanPun.
I saw this farmer standing beside the road holding a dead chicken.
I asked him what happened and he said, "It tried to cross in front of my truck, and now it's a poultrygeist."