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Chinese Food Jokes

  • Chicken and Rice

    chicken and riceI love Chinese food as much as the next guy, but you'll never convince me a chicken fried this rice.

  • Oneliner #1193

    burns and benny"I'm an expert on Chinese food; when I eat it I only use one chopstick."

    - George Burns