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Workout Jokes

  • Morning March

    Army march jokeI was a new Army basic trainee at Fort McClellan, and one requirement was a demanding 12-mile march. We got started at 6 a.m. and were pumped up for the trek.

    An hour later, feeling the heavy load of our packs, we wondered if the end would ever come.

    "Men," our sergeant yelled, "you're doing a fine job. We've already covered four miles!"

    Revitalized, we picked up the pace.

    "And," continued Sarge, "we should reach the starting point any minute now."

  • Oneliner #1208

    exercise treadmillUnless you fell off the treadmill and smashed your face, nobody wants to hear about your workout.

  • Who's the Strongest

    weightsWalking into a bar one night, a man yelled out, "Who's the strongest in here?"

    A huge man stands up and thumps his own chest.  "I am the strongest!"

    "Great!" the first man said.   "Can you help me push my car to the gas station?"