A deputy police officer responded to a report of a barroom disturbance. The "disturbance" turned out to be well over six feet tall and weighed almost 300 pounds. What's more, he boasted that he could whip the deputy and Muhammad Ali too.
Said the policeman, "I'll bet that you're also an escape artist-probably better than Houdini."
Walking into a bar one night, a man yelled out, "Who's the strongest in here?"
A huge man stands up and thumps his own chest. "I am the strongest!"
"Great!" the first man said. "Can you help me push my car to the gas station?"
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