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Hero Puns

  • sword in the stone punOnly the true king could remove the sword from the stone... no one else could... they didn't have... arthurization.

  • mealWilliam Tell was not only a great patriot and a great archer, he was also a great cook.

    One day, after he had prepared a new dish for his friends, he said, "I think there is one or more spices missing. What do you think?"

    Their answer was, "Only thyme, Will Tell!"

  • stain-fighting superhero punOxymoron: the stain-fighting stupid person.

  • spongeThat SpongeBob: so self-absorbed.

  • spiderIf you'd like to learn how to spin like Spider-Man make sure to sign up for his new webinar.

  • store toy"Hey, where can I find the Terminator action figures?"

    "Aisle B, back."