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Motel Jokes

  • Economy Motel

    motel signOne night at an economy motel, I ordered a 6:00 a.m. wake-up call.

    The next morning, I awoke before 6:00, but the phone did not ring until 6:30.

    "Good morning," a young man said sheepishly. "This is your wake-up call."

    Annoyed, I let the motel worker have it.

    "You were supposed to call me at 6:00 AM!" I complained. "What if I had a million-dollar deal to close this morning, and your oversight made me miss out on it?"

    "Well, sir," the desk clerk quickly replied, "if you had a million-dollar deal to close, you probably wouldn't be staying in this motel!"

  • Motel Work Ethic

    bed2Because of back problems, each night I lie on the floor and do exercises.

    Once when we stopped at a motel, as I started my exercise, something under the bed caught my eye.

    It was a card, on which was written "Yes, we do clean under here, too."