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Drug Store Jokes

  • Cough Cure

    laxative bottleThe owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall. 

    The owner asks the clerk "What's with that guy over there by the wall?" 

    The clerk replies, "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative."

    The owner screams, "You goober!  You can't treat a cough with a bottle of laxatives!"

    The clerk calmly replies, "Of course you can! Look at him; he's afraid to cough!"

  • Read The Label

    spray canIt was in the early 1960's and spray deodorant, new to the market, was being advertised on television about six times a day. I was still living at home with my parents saving money for college. One afternoon after a hard day of construction and before dinner I took a nice hot shower.

    After drying off I spotted a new spray can on the bathroom shelf.

    The label read "SafeGuard" and I was so surprised that my mom had bought some of that new deodorant so I sprayed a liberal amount under each arm.