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Coughing Jokes

  • Cough Cure

    laxative bottleThe owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall. 

    The owner asks the clerk "What's with that guy over there by the wall?" 

    The clerk replies, "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative."

    The owner screams, "You goober!  You can't treat a cough with a bottle of laxatives!"

    The clerk calmly replies, "Of course you can! Look at him; he's afraid to cough!"