Paediatrician Puns

  • baby3Baby Vaccination Jokes: pretty innocuous.

  • A panel of doctors was asked for their opinions concerning a proposal to build a new wing to their hospital. This was what they said:

    doctor4The Allergists voted to scratch it. 

    The Dermatologists preferred no rash moves. 

    The Psychiatrists thought it was madness. 

    The Radiologists could see right through it. 

    The Gastroenterologists had a gut feeling about it. 

  • childrens handsPaediatricians┬átend to have very little patients.

  • childPediatricians tend to have very little patients.