Accuracy One-liners

  • speed of dark one-linerOK, so what's the speed of dark?

  • woman angryHow do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?

  • man sittingSelf-Annihilating Sentences

    Way down deep, he's shallow.

  • funny not exceptional one-linerSelf-Annihilating Sentences

    You have the distinction of being the only one who is not exceptional.

  • woman2Self-Annihilating Sentences

    You have one choice

  • obvious one-linerSelf-Annihilating Sentences: If you think about it long enough, you'll see that it's obvious.

  • barberSelf-Annihilating Sentences

    A little pain never hurt anyone.

  • a complaint self-annihilating sentenceSelf-Annihilating Sentences

    Why should I consider your questions, when you don't even know the answers?

  • a complaint self-annihilating sentenceSelf-Annihilating Sentences

    I've told you a million times not to exaggerate.

  • checkbox2If something's worth doing, it's worth doing rihgt.

  • child2Children seldom misquote you; in fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.

  • crowdNo one goes there anymore; it's too crowded.

  • dice and paperStatistics show that statistics can't be trusted.

  • mistake phoneTwo wrongs are only the beginning.

  • computer keyboardI accidentally typed my symptoms into IMDB instead of WebMD and it told me I have Gary Busey.

  • gorillaI hate making spelling errors on Facebook; mix up 2 letters and your whole post is urined.