Accuracy One-liners

  • checkbox2If something's worth doing, it's worth doing rihgt.

  • child2Children seldom misquote you; in fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.

  • crowdNo one goes there anymore; it's too crowded.

  • dice and paperStatistics show that statistics can't be trusted.

  • mistake phoneTwo wrongs are only the beginning.

  • computer keyboardI accidentally typed my symptoms into IMDB instead of WebMD and it told me I have Gary Busey.

  • gorillaI hate making spelling errors on Facebook; mix up 2 letters and your whole post is urined.