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Accuracy One Liners

  • Oneliner #0970

    checkbox2If something's worth doing, it's worth doing rihgt.

  • Oneliner #1053

    child2Children seldom misquote you; in fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.

  • Oneliner #1069

    crowdNo one goes there anymore; it's too crowded.

  • Oneliner #1070

    dice and paperStatistics show that statistics can't be trusted.

  • Oneliner #1090

    mistake phoneTwo wrongs are only the beginning.

  • Oneliner #1104

    computer keyboardI accidentally typed my symptoms into IMDB instead of WebMD and it told me I have Gary Busey.

  • Oneliner #1219

    gorillaI hate making spelling errors on Facebook; mix up 2 letters and your whole post is urined.